Biden Freak Show Loses Cast Member: Bald Sadist Brinton Fired After Luggage Thefts
Sam Brinton

The nation’s nuclear waste program will no longer be in the hands of a bald, mustachioed weirdo who wears dresses, heels, and lipstick to his job at the Energy Department.

The Department has fired Sam Brinton, deputy assistant secretary of the Office of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition, because he has been charged twice with stealing luggage from airport carousels.

The light-fingered lavender boy, who claims he is “gender-fluid” or “non-binary” and participates in sadist sexual practices, can now devote more time to honing his skills as an airport thief. Allegations from two police departments suggest he needs a lot of practice if he’s going to keep stealing bags.

Thus does the Biden administration have one less queen to prance around its government-wide drag show.

Cops: Two Bags, Two Airports

It’s unlikely the curtain will come down on the queer stage production called the Biden administration, but Brinton’s expulsion from the cast is a step in the right direction.

The trouble began for the cue-balled MIT grad when surveillance cameras caught him stealing an expensive Vera Bradley bag from the airport in Minneapolis. He even took the bag to Europe.

Brinton lied to cops about the matter, then fessed up.

Result: a felony theft charge.

Another camera caught him in another caper at the airport in Las Vegas. But in this case, what happened in Vegas didn’t stay in Vegas.

Surveillance cameras caught him in the gambling mecca begun by Bugsy Siegel, too.

Again, it was a woman’s luggage, which Brinton likely knew given his deranged obsession with ladies’ attire and accessories. He swiped a suitcase and belongings worth more than $3,670, 8NewsNow reported:

A Las Vegas Metropolitan police officer reviewed surveillance video and “observed several nonverbal cues, or body language anomalies, from the suspect, which caught his attention,” according to the warrant.

“Specifically, Brinton pulled the victim’s luggage from the carousel and examined the tag. Then placed it back on the carousel, looking in all directions for anyone who might be watching, or might approach. Pulling it back off the carousel and demonstrating the same behavior by looking around before walking away with it quickly,” the warrant said.

Result: Another felony theft charge.

Last night, the Department of Energy told the Daily Beast that Brinton had, appropriately enough, received the pink slip:

“Sam Brinton is no longer a DOE employee,” a Department of Energy spokesperson told The Daily Beast on Monday evening. “By law, the Department of Energy cannot comment further on personnel matters.”

Now, Brinton can return to the things he loves best: pup play and homo spanking seminars, and advocating underage homosexual prostitution.

One of the confessed sadist’s specialties is the “physics of kink.”

Admin Full of Freaks

But Brinton is just one of the colorful characters — the colors being lavender or hot pink — the Biden administration found to run the country, likely by Googling “who’s the most mentally-ill sex pervert we can hire to insult the American people?”

Tops on that list, next to Brinton, of course, is Richard Levine, a doctor who calls himself “Rachel” and is the No. 2 federal health official. Levine, who pretends he is a woman, wants to give “transgender” kids “gender affirming” medical care, which means dangerous puberty blockers and mutilating surgeries such as penectomies and mastectomies.

Levine also wants pediatricians to become tranny propagandists.

Amusingly, USA Today went along with the charade. It named the chubby Levine one of its “women of the year,” which may only prove that a man can do anything a woman can do, only better, including being a woman.

More amusingly, Levine is running thither and yon in an admiral’s uniform. But he’s not the commanding officer of the USS Harvey Milk, named for a homosexual rapist. He’s head of the U.S. Public Health Service.

Biden’s choice for “monkeypox czar” was a flaming homosexual called Demetre Daskalakis. He wears Satanic accouterments and looks like one of the Village People. But at least the appointment proves what everyone knew when the monkeypox scare began. Like AIDs, it is a disease almost exclusively confined to “gay” men.

Given that Levine is now an “admiral,” one wonders what promotion is in store for Daskalakis.

Another slap in the face to normal Americans: White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre is a lesbian immigrant from Haiti. And she made sure everyone knew that when she took the job from Jen Psaki.